I finally got my first email from Church=State! I first heard about this campaign back when The Denver Egotist caught wind of the bilboards down in the springs. I thought it was utterly sarcastic, to be honest. The wording on the “web site” is so terrifying, that I couldn’t imagine real people saying such things. I had to sign up to find out what the hell is going on.
Obviously, this is not a really smart, progressive action group gag. This is for real. By the looks of the email, my soul is at stake because I live in a country that has a representative government.
Hang on tight, Colorado. I’ll throw myself on the train tracks and keep receiving these emails for now (I guess I have to since they don’t comply with CANSPAM requirements for an unsubscribe link). I might find out that my commie-, homo-, “human rights”-loving lifestyle is against the 1st Amendment. Or something.





