Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cook Book

Directions: Continue reading until dead from laughing a lung out.

meganamram:

Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!

FRUIT SALAD

INGREDIENTS:

1 lb. bag of Skittles

3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:

Mix well. Serve room temperature.

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Comments | posted 3 weeks ago
I had my cake and ate it too (read: with my own two forkless hands!)

I had my cake and ate it too (read: with my own two forkless hands!)

Comments | posted 3 weeks ago

WTF w/ Marc Maron Episode 245 - Todd Glass

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Todd comes out on Marc’s show.

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I went through 50 boxes of tissues because of how much I was laughing/crying. Love these guys.
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Chillin’ at the ‘Shoe (Taken with Instagram at Horseshoe Lounge)

Chillin’ at the ‘Shoe (Taken with Instagram at Horseshoe Lounge)

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jeremyokai: I haven’t had a chance to listen to this but you should. Check out a new song by Y La Bamba entitled “Squawk” of the forthcoming new album “Court The Storm”. I’m more than excited about this. They’re so great.

jeremyokai:

I haven’t had a chance to listen to this but you should. Check out a new song by Y La Bamba entitled “Squawk” of the forthcoming new album “Court The Storm”. I’m more than excited about this.

They’re so great.

Comments | posted 4 weeks ago

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